Bad Joke of the Day

 

Bad Joke

Bad Joke

7.29

Why wouldn't the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom?
Because he kept goin! and goin! and goin!

7.28

Two babies are sitting in their cribs, when one baby asks the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?”

The other baby shrugs. “I don’t know how to tell the difference.”

“I do,” says the first baby. He carefully climbs out of his crib and into the other crib, then disappears beneath the blankets. After a few
seconds, he resurfaces.

“You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he says.

“How can you tell?”

“Easy. You’ve got pink booties, and I’ve got blue ones.”

7.25

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts to!

7.24

Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.